This fits under the heading of “I Hope to God in Heaven this Never Happens to Me!”

Botched Child Porn Raid

A.J. Nuckols, who said his family has filed formal complaints, wrote in a letter published in the Chatham Star-Tribune that the raid at his Gretna, Va., home “scared beyond description” him and his family.

He described being “held at gunpoint, taunted and led into the house,” and said the home was ransacked by a “paramilitary search-and-seizure team” that took computers, cameras, DVDs and VHS tapes.

“Men ran at me, dropped into shooting position, double-handed semiautomatic pistols pointed at me, and made me put my hands against my truck,” Nuckols wrote.

How would you ever explain to the neighbors why 20+ men with bullet-proof gear and guns in the air stormed your house? And all this because someone had given the coppers the wrong IP address.