I’ve got this lady a few houses down from my house. She’s older, maybe in her late 60′s. I think she’s OCD or something, because she’s constantly mowing her grass. And she doesn’t park her car on her driveway. She’s so concerned that people will park in her driveway, that she actually sets up a parking barrier at the end of her driveway. I must admit that’s one pretty driveway, it hasn’t seen a car in years.

Anyways, I saw this sign and thought of the neurotic lady on my street. :)