A conversation heard in my house a few days ago….

My wife says to me, “Honey, I think Lauryn’s diaper is dirty, could you please change her?”

I cut my eyes at her and sigh

“Come on, please? I’ve already changed three poopy diapers today.”

“Why are you telling me that?” I reply

“I’m just letting you know. I thought maybe you would get up and take care of it if you knew how many I’ve already dealt with,” says my wife.

I reply, “Knowing that doesn’t make me want to change her diaper. It just lets me know you’re more qualified.”

In all fairness, I do change my fair share of diapers. Just not on this day, at this moment.