The Dallas Cowboys Hurt My Feelings

January 13, 2008 — 3 Comments

Some thoughts on the Dallas Cowboys losing their game today:

  • I’m gonna burn all my Jessica Simpson CD’s.
  • Coach Wade Phillips has to go, right?
  • I blame my father for this nagging pit in my stomach. I’ve been raised to have my heartbroken by the Cowboys.
  • Even though the Cowboys went 13-3 this season, I’ve been waiting for the letdown all year. I knew it was too good to be true.
  • How painful is it to lose to the N.Y. Giants? The New York FREAKING Giants!
  • How many years until my kids feel the pain of these losses? They are totally oblivious to these things. Which is good, I guess…
  • I type these things while pretending that my readers care.

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  • Starr

    I feel the need to defend your masculinity and point out to your readers that you don’t own any Jessica Simpson CD’s.

    You may do well to remember the blame you place on your father as you train your own children to root for the ‘boys.

  • Your Father

    I feel your pain two-fold!!

  • Gombojav Tribe

    Cowboys who?