Some thoughts on the Dallas Cowboys losing their game today:
- I’m gonna burn all my Jessica Simpson CD’s.
- Coach Wade Phillips has to go, right?
- I blame my father for this nagging pit in my stomach. I’ve been raised to have my heartbroken by the Cowboys.
- Even though the Cowboys went 13-3 this season, I’ve been waiting for the letdown all year. I knew it was too good to be true.
- How painful is it to lose to the N.Y. Giants? The New York FREAKING Giants!
- How many years until my kids feel the pain of these losses? They are totally oblivious to these things. Which is good, I guess…
- I type these things while pretending that my readers care.