This morning my wife took off for her job, but had the audacity to NOT do Lauryn’s hair. Lauryn then decided she wanted pigtails when it was time to leave the house for our library visit, pharmacy pickups, mall play ground playing, and general errand running.
This dad doesn’t do pigtails. At least I thought I didn’t do pigtails. She brought me her Hello Kitty pigtails, and gave me the fat bottom lip pout face.
They might not be even, but they are pig-tails…right?