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Google Yourself

OK, the updates are below! Enjoy!

So now Google wants us to profile ourselves. I don t know about you, but I ve longed subscribed to a search through Google that sends me emails if my name shows up somewhere on these Internets. But as I ve been thinking about what may or may not be said about me online, I thought I d throw out some bad information and see if we can get that flying around the World Wide Web.

Take a guess at which of these is NOT true:

  • I have no tattoos anywhere on my body. TRUE -I have NO tattoos on any surface of my body. I just can’t justify the pain.
  • As a teenager I was a ballboy for the Dallas Cowboys. TRUE -I did this the summer of 1991, and unbelievably I have NO pictures from the experience.
  • I had a super teeny, tiny part in a movie starring Brad Pitt. FALSE -Seriously people?
  • I played soccer in Brazil. TRUE -I was there on a Mission trip in 2003, and I played with some kids.
  • I ve seen a triple-play in a Major League Baseball game. TRUE -Watching the A’s and the Rangers in Arlington, TX. I believe it was a 1-5-4-2 play. Kenny Rogers was the pitcher.
  • My wife is the former Ms. Striper City. TRUE -From the Striped Bass Capital of the World!

So let s throw this stuff out there for the big, bad Google to work with. I ll reveal which one I ve NOT done later this evening.

Jonathan Cliff is married to his wife Starr and they together live out their days with two sons and a daughter. Jonathan serves as one of the Pastors at Grace Community Church in Clarksville, Tennessee; where he works with leaders throughout the city to help develop Christian community that leads to deep and meaningful spiritual friendships. His journey has been an adventurous one, having served in the local church for 15 years in family ministry developing leaders, building environments for kids and students to belong, and encouraging parents to take big spiritual steps with their families.


  1. Kelly · April 22, 2009

    I’m guessing the tattoo one is not true, but you could surprise me.

  2. Gombojav Tribe · April 22, 2009

    I’m guessing Starr wasn’t Ms. Striper City, ’cause it seems like EVERYONE I know has a tatoo except me!

  3. Cash Clan Japan · April 22, 2009

    Dude, I totally knew it was that one. You posted the answers before I could get on here!!!

  4. Kelly · April 23, 2009

    I just checked to see the answer tonight and realized I read it wrong the first time. I didn’t think you had a tattoo. Ugh. I would have guess the right answer if I had my head on when I read this. Stink.