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Opening Day Not To Be

For every year of my son’s life, we’ve attended the Texas Ranger’s opening day baseball game. I’m a huge baseball fan, and there is nothing quite like the excitement of Opening Day. We will both dress up in our Ranger jersey’s, buy some sunglasses, pack a bag full of fruit snacks, juice boxes and peanuts, and hit the ball field. Once we get past the super scary jet fly-over; Ryan is usually great. Great, meaning we make it to the 7th inning stretch before heading home.

Well, this year I was going to take Dylan along for the ride as well. A great Father-Son-Son baseball event. But this year I pulled a goof, and we’re not going. I usually get an email early in March giving me a pass code to purchase tickets early. (I get this early opportunity because I often take groups from our church to games during the summer.) This year the spam filter was my downfall. The email was trapped, and by the time I realized it was approaching opening day the whole game was completely sold out! Of course I can pay $150 for three tickets on eBay; but that isn’t gonna happen. Not on my budget.

I’ve never felt so heart-broken about anything so silly in all my life. We’ll try and attend at least one game before we leave for Lubbock; but it just won’t be the same.

Egg Hunt 2007

Forgive me for being out of the loop for a few days. My job can easily consume my time come this time of year. For many pastors it’s Easter Sunday, but for me it’s Palm Sunday; and the Egg Hunt that accompanies it every year. The church I work at here in Dallas had their 14th Annual World’s Largest Egg Hunt. Yours truly is responsible for the planning and organizing of this egg hunt, and my time has been monopolized for weeks preparing for it.

I try and do the egg hunt different than most other churches. First, we don’t do it on Easter or even the Saturday before. We have the stranglehold on Palm Sunday egg hunts, and we like it that way. Second, we make families come into our Sanctuary for a quick, I mean lightning quick, kid-friendly Easter service. It’s in this service that we play some super fun games with humongous beach balls, enjoy some music from our guest el trio De Hoy, I then do a real quick illustrated Easter sermon for the kids (which this year involved me making a Ice Cream sundae with ketchup, sardines, and a $100 bill…), and then we give away our door prizes. Our door prizes are bicycles, CD players, basketballs, remote control cars, and many other things. The entire ‘service’ totals 45-55 minutes long, so we get to the field as soon as possible.

Once the thousands get to the field, it’s amazing how quickly the kids pick up the candy eggs (individually wrapped). Lots of Fun!

A few details of our event this year:

  • I know numbers matter to many, so in that regard it was a tremendous success. I estimate well over 3,000 in attendance.
  • I had some excellent volunteers that helped me distribute over 20,000 flyers promoting the event. We call every elementary school within 10 miles of the church, and get an exact count. Then the Thursday before the event, we send out that exact number (in stacks of 30 so they can go in homeroom teachers boxes) to each school. Every year I get complaints from some parent, disgruntled that the church is advertising in their kids school; but I really don’t care. We have a good relationship with the schools in our area, and it’s not like there’s a lot of churches giving away as much as we do.
  • We probably had over 200 volunteers for the event.
  • el trio De Hoy was a GREAT success. In our area of Dallas, we draw about 80% Hispanic people for these kind of events, and they loved the music el trio De Hoy brought.
  • Kids are the greatest audience for any kind of gross-out illustration. I couldn’t have planned their screams any better!
  • Channel 8, WFAA, in Dallas picked up coverage of the event this year. It’s always fun to see your event get some publicity, and get to talk to the media about Jesus!

I know that there are some people that think we are the most terrible of churches for using an ‘Egg Hunt’ at Easter time. I know that we’re really taking something from the world, in that eggs aren’t exactly a part of the Easter story; but I like to think that because of all these candy eggs I got to tell over 3,000 people about Jesus!

Happy Happy Day

Happy Birthday to my wife! Today we’re celebrating her last birthday. Not because she won’t be here when she turns 30, but apparently we stop counting at 29.

Happy Birthday my love!

Go West Young Man


It takes a lot of courage to release the familiar and seemingly secure, to embrace the new. But there is no real security in what is no longer meaningful. There is more security in the adventurous and exciting, for in movement there is life, and in change there is power. -Alan Cohen

I figure most already know, but to my Internet friends and foes I want to publicly let you in on a little happening in the littlepastor’s life. I’m moving to the plains of West Texas, and I’m taking my family with me! Over the past few months, I’ve been in some discussions to take a job at a really great place in Lubbock, TX. Well last week I made the decision to take the position, and moving my family to a new city. Making this decision has been the hardest thing I’ve done in my entire 31 years of living, and sadly it involves leaving some wonderful, wonderful people behind. I’m really excited about this new opportunity, and I feel like God has made my path clear throughout this entire decision making process.

So, Last week I put my house on the market, and I told my leaders at the church I currently work at of my intentions. By the way, telling these people was the hardest thing I’ve ever done. I know that God is calling me to a new place, but telling them that was really, really difficult.

I start May 1st in Lubbock; and that day is rapidly approaching. In the coming weeks, I’ll be detailing the moving of my family, and chronicling as much as time allows during this difficult and exciting transition. Say a prayer for me and mine.

For Real?

My 4-year old Ryan has a funny habit of saying, “For Real?” if he ever suspects you of not telling the whole truth. For example:

Dad: “Ryan, there’s an alligator in your bathtub!”
Ryan: “For Real?”
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Ryan: “Where are we going?”
Dad: “We’re going to the moon to pick up some cheese.”
Ryan: “For Real?”

As a result of this little phrase, Starr and I have started using the “For Real?” phrase in all the most cynical ways possible. For Example:

Starr: “Man, the kitchen is dirty!”
LittlePastor: “For Real?”

Anyways, in the spirit of “For Real?”, I present a few news headlines I’ve seen this week that seemed to be breaking news that everyone with 1/2 a brain should have already known.

Now comes a brand-new study that indicates that, indeed, some people are literally addicted to ultraviolet light.

Firefighters face a far greater risk of dying of heart problems while battling a blaze

The typical Chinese restaurant menu is a sea of nutritional no-nos, a consumer group has found.

Study Finds Brain Injury Changes Moral Judgement

And I’ve stumbled upon a new website. Duh Headlines -Headlines for People in Need of a Clue