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Shut it Kid, or I’ll let a Bear Eat You!

Respect your Elders

Respect your elders or be eaten by bears. You don’t mess with a prophet of God! Share the story of Elisha in 2 Kings 2:23-24.

Be honest, how many times have you said this blog title to your kids? Be Honest!

I teach children. I like bears. I have always wanted to find a creative way to teach this story. I think it would make a great children’s sermon on your last Sunday to be somewhere. At the very least this teddy bear would make a great office decoration.

(Thanks to BON for the link!)

Thursday Afternoon Link

Ok, this list is kind of adult in nature; but so is the Bible. Of course the very idea of creating such a list might be blasphemous. But what the heck, it’s Thursday!

The Top 10 Bizarre Biblical Stories

10. A lesson for those who dare mock male pattern baldness

9. Eglon’s ignoble death

8. Onan – cautious, yet foolish

7. A very disturbing tale

6. A novel way to show your love

5. Like slicing salami

4. Jesus and the fig tree

3. Even God is proud of his backside

2. Balaam and his talking donkey

1. Jacob and the case of the magical genetics

Happy January

This week my wife packed and stored away all the family Christmas paraphernalia. The church is doing the same today with all their Christmas stuff. Nobody has the lights on their house anymore, and the stores aren’t near as busy as they were in December. And weirdly enough I miss it. The anticipation of Christmas adds buzz to the air, and the decorations are amusing.

Something about January just seems so boring by comparison. Nobody sings ‘January Music,’ and I’m not expecting somebody to bring cookies and fudge to my house in January. Maybe if I was fat I could make a resolution to lose weight, although if I did this I might blow away in the West Texas wind. I am starting a new Bible reading plan, and hopefully I’ll see it through. I’ve read the Bible through before, but never on a January through December schedule. This year I’m just reading a New Testament plan, trying to keep it simple. I’ll keep you posted on my progress.

Polls: Most believe Bible as God’s word

More than three-quarters of Americans believe the Bible is literally the word of God or inspired by the word of God, according to a trio of Gallup surveys, with 19 percent saying the Good Book is a compendium of myth and legend.

The breakdown of beliefs has not changed much recently: The average number of people who take the Bible literally, in fact, has remained steady since 1991.

The rest of the report can be read here.

I can’t figure out if us pastors have done an allright job that the numbers have stayed the same since 1991, or if we should be reprimanded for not increasing…

Post Halloween Thoughts


Last night, we had our Annual Fall LIGHT Festival at the church; I’m the one who organizes the event each year. It’s a totally free event for the neighborhood, here in SouthEast Dallas. It’s designed to be a safe, secure place for families in our area to bring their kiddos for candy, games, and carnival-type rides. In Southeast Dallas, there really aren’t a lot of safe places to take kids anymore, so it’s very, very popular. I guestimate that we had over 2,500 people spin through in 3 hours. It really was a great, great event.

In other Halloween related news, my next door neighbor has a fake corpse hanging from her trees, and a few fake decapitated heads on her front porch. This year she setup a table, and had saws and various knives stuck into the fake body. It’s actually quite disgusting, and repulsive; but I know she would find this to be a compliment. I find it hard to explain such a thing to my children, so I try and divert their attention from the horror display. The neighbor across the street created graves in her front yard, bring in mounds of dirt and putting tombstones in front of them. They really get into the Deathly Holiday Spirit in my part of Texas.

I do get the fun of these things, and I know it’s not real. (At least I hope it’s not real….) I just always find it funny that people actually spend their time doing these things in their front yards. As a concerned neighbor I hope they take the bodies down before Christmas this year; last year the body stayed in the tree longer than the leaves.

Do you mind if I get pastoral for a moment? All this death and gore makes me think of a passage from the Bible found in the book of Hebrews, Chapter 11, in verses 37, 38, and 39.

Hebrews 11:37-39

They were stoned, they were sawn in two, they were killed with the sword. They went about in skins of sheep and goats, destitute, afflicted, mistreated—of whom the world was not worthy—wandering about in deserts and mountains, and in dens and caves of the earth. And all these, though commended through their faith . . .

A great many gruesome reads can be found in many different parts of the Bible about people suffering for the message of Christ. (And for more non-biblical stories of martyrdom, take a look at Foxe‘s Book of Martyrs.)

I just wonder sometimes if I may be in store for a sword-sponsored cutting into two….

God’s Undeserved Gift to the World: Christian Sufferers. This is a great article on this very topic, by one of my favorite writers, John Piper.

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