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The Friday Bag of Nothing

It’s been a busy few weeks, and I apologize for not posting.  If you’ve stumbled here for the very first time, then I’m taking back that apology and telling you welcome instead.  Welcome.

Here’s my Friday Bag of Nothing:

It’s been months in the development, but I’m finally getting my name on the front of a book.  Me and my buddy Donnie have been working hard to bring you the freshest, most interesting, controversial, and best smelling book on the bookshelves.  Check it out!

Every Friday I’m home with my daughter.  My wife works about 6 hours on Fridays, and the boys are at school.  I cannot tell you how much this time has made me grateful for having a daughter.  It totally cracks me up to see and hear the things my daughter does throughout our “Daddy Days.”  In fact, we had to have a talk this morning about not rushing mom out of the house on Daddy Day.  To see much of what we do together, follow me on twitter.com/jonathancliff on Friday’s.  Fun times!

I’ve been asked recently why I have so many people following me on twitter.  Besides the fact that I’m an immensely likable personality (and very, very humble), it’s because I use Tweetdeck to sort my tweets into the groups that make it manageable.  While also leaving a door open to know many more people if they ever choose to interact with me.

Speaking of twitter followers, I  highly recommend these twitter management tools. Social Oomph -This site is great for vetting new followers.  It’s always beneficial to auto-follow, but be careful that you don’t get run over with porn and SEO experts!  The mutuality tool on Huitter is awesome!  It can automatically unfollow all those people that aren’t following you.  Believe it or not, it’s comes in pretty handy for massive unfollows.  Even using the above two tools, I’ve still had my share of porn accounts show up as followers.  I’ve been using TwitBlock.com to kill those that twitter spammers that sneak through.

I signed my first real writing contract this week.  Just for some magazine articles, but still something I’ve had as a goal for a long time.  That sound you hear is me patting my own back.

I really do worry about people that get ALL their news from the same source.  Yes, I’m talking to all my Fox News friends.  Moderation, my friends…moderation.  Please direct all political complaints to idontcare@jonathandoesntcare.com.  I wish people would stop assuming my political position, and stop bringing their complaints to me.

I follow Gina McClain on GoodReads.com.  She is reading so fast and furious this month, that I’m being shamed into reading more.  I know it’s not a race, but I think she’s reading a new book every 12 hours.  I’m just sayin’

The rumor of my iPhone transition seems to have been premature.  But, I still believe in miracles.  It could happen.

Kenny Conley (of ChildrensMinistryOnline.com) is coming for a short visit on Sunday Night.  I’m looking forward to meeting his family (also of ChildrensMinistryOnline.com.)  I hope Kenny (of ChildrensMinistryOnline.com) brings some of Austin’s weirdness up to Lubbock.  I need some more weirdness in my life right now. (BTW -all that CMO promo is an inside joke…)

I got Snow Leopard a few weeks ago for my Macbook. I was so looking forward to the Exchange 2007 integration in iCal and Apple Mail.  However, after 2 hours of struggling to get it working I discovered that we are running Exchange 2003 at work.  Not gonna work with out a stand-in program. Ugh…

I’ve got this friend that insists on using Hotmail for his email, and he posts bags of nothing every single day!  Check him out at Bagofnothing.com

I love iTunes 9.  The ability to transfer music between computers on the same network is a long awaited feature in the Cliff House.

How People Find Me

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A few days ago, I was asked by someone how most people find my site.  Do they visit directly, and what search terms help them find my site.  I use Google Analytics and Woopra to gather stats on those people visiting my site.  I’ve used Google Analytics for years, but tend to depend on Woopra for most of my pertinent stats.  I visit every week or so to see what’s happening in the online world of www.jonathancliff.com.  (I think I’m running GoingUp.com to track some stats, but that’s mostly out of curiosity about the new service.)  I still think Woopra is the best hands-down.  It has an easy to use WordPress plugin, and the stand alone program is wonderful, both in Windows and Mac.  It has so many features, that I’m afraid I’ll never get to all of them.  But again, that explains most of everything on these Internets, huh?

Most of my visitors are visiting this site directly, but a few still happen through on random searches.  Here are a list of the more interesting search terms used to find www.jonathancliff.com (using data over the last 6 months.):

“jonathan cliff” -easily the most popular search term.  Go figure…

“wet pants” -Should I be worried about this?  I quit wetting my pants years ago.  The kicker is that this is the 4th most popular search term.

“children’s pastor” -It’s what I do.

“wetting pants” -Here we are again.  And it’s still in the top 10!

“att uverse reviews” -I get tons of traffic from THIS post.  It might be my most popular post, ever.

“super conundrum” -Not sure what this is.

“family community church sucks” -I don’t know who this church is, and I most definitely do NOT think they suck.  Whoever they are.

“clown with chainsaw” -The most popular post in Children’s Ministry Online history.  Read it HERE.

“has a big brain” -This needs no explanation.  It’s obviously that when looking for people with big brains, you’d find me.

“increasing success by lowering expectation” -The one I’m most proud of.

And we have a theme:

“christian puppets” -What were they before they were Christian puppets?

“pastors of puppets” -Not the job title I signed up for.

“christain puppet show”

“sam luce puppets” -I blame this on Sam Luce.

“coolest puppet clothes”

“why children love puppets”

“at what age do kids stop enjoying puppets”

“1991 dallas cowboys training camp roster” -You might not know this about me.  But I was there in 1991.  Dallas Cowboys ball boy for the Summer of 1991…

“fear of forgetting” -I’m thinking this is related to one of my favorite posts.

“church llano estacado johnathan cliff” -They just misspelled my name a little, but this is me.  It’s dusty here.

“kid wet pants” -Here we are again.  Wet pant theme continues…

“how to keep parents away” -Sorry google searchers, but I still haven’t figured this one out.

and we end with the longest search term I might have ever seen.  I promise I have not added anything to this:

“imagining something may be the first step in making it happen, but it takes the real time and real efforts of real people to learn things, make things, turn thoughts into deeds or visions into inventions.”

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So Internet nerds.  How have people found you?

Sharing the Summer Camp Experience

Last week I took 49 kids (one dropped out at the last minute) and 4 adult sponsors to Summer Camp.  It was our third time to attend camp at Dry Gulch U.S.A.  Dry Gulch is really the Ritz-Carlton of summer camp experiences.  They’ve changed in quite a few ways since I was a kid, and have changed even more over the past 3 years.  Our kids and families have thoroughly enjoyed each years trip to Dry Gulch, so we’ve continued to attend.  This is NOT a post about why kids should attend summer camp, nor is it some review of Dry Gulch.  All I will say is that Dry Gulch is 9 hours away from Lubbock, and every year it proves to be worth the long drive.  My intention is to I to share something that we did this year at camp, that has brought us tons of good will from our families.

We kept and updated a camp blog, complete with pictures and video from each day.  We actually had a Flickr group last year that parents could look up each night, but we’ve taken it to a new level this year.  First thing I did was create a sub-domain for the camp blog.  I did not link it to the main website, and instead decided to only share it with a direct link.  I had some privacy concerns, and thought that by not directly tying it to our ministry website that it might be better.  (In retrospect, I think this was a bad decision and next year I will run it on the normal parent’s blog.)  I then setup a feed with feed burner and made an early post about how parents could signup for email updates while we were away.

So what did I do exactly?  I had one of my volunteers take about 95% of the pictures with his really fantastic camera.  By the way, I cannot overstate what a difference it made to have someone take pictures that knew what they were doing!  Then each night I would load them into iPhoto, and use the Flickr upload tool that is built into iPhoto.  I went ahead and paid the $30 for flickr Pro, which gives me unlimited uploads and allows for some cool stat tracking options.  Flickr is also cool, because it allows for people to purchase photos directly from their site (if you setup the privacy settings correctly.)  I would then grab the HTML code from flickr and simply insert it into each nights post.  I also made an effort to create a few 15 second video each day with the Flip iMino HD camcorder, and uploaded them to Vimeo.

So each night I’d take this flickr slideshow and a few of the Vimeo video’s; and post them alongside a quick text recap of our day.  Easy, easy!  I’d estimate that it took me about 2 hours each night to upload the pics and video.  I say 2 hours, but really about 30 minutes of that was spent in front of the Macbook.  I usually let it upload pics while we ate dinner, and never gave it much thought.

I knew a ton of parents were following along, because I was watching the stats; but it wasn’t until I returned that I heard how much it has meant for the parents.  I heard story after story of parents waiting up til midnight each day until I could upload the pics and videos.  The site was passed along to family and friends, and it became a great hit for the kids when they returned home and wanted to relive the camp experience.  As time has passed, I see that I should have hosted it on the main parent’s blog because now I’m wasting all those that took time to sign up for updates.  I could have continued to keep them updated on additional happenings at church, but I’ll make the change next year.  I’ve also been impressed with how much this has increased traffic to additional pages on our ministry website, and love it that I’ve introduced parents to our heart for their children.  The camp blog also has immediately become my best advertisement for camp in 2010!

I did have a few Internet issues one of the nights, and had to do an early morning upload and update; but besides that it went off without a hitch each day.  Here is a video recap I made after we returned from.  This was made using iMovie and includes some of the songs we did at camp this year.

So do you do something like this for parents when you take kids to camp?  As a parent how much would it mean to have this?

Friends

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked

Bernard Meltzer

Now somehow I’ve got to convice some friends of mine to sing this along with me somewhere.  Come on, you know you want to…

Things I Do

My all-time favorite thing to do on the Internet is to find, get, receive, take, and/or steal ideas from others. Whether it be finding hacks for my mobile device, new ways to balance my bank accounts online, reading reviews on books I’ve not read, or just finding new ways to do old things; the Internet has opened the doors to feed my daily improvement habit.

In the spirit of this sharing here are a few of the things I use, both online and offline:

  • I love photographs. I love digitally altered photographs even more. I know not how to take photographs, nor do I know how to digitally alter them. Therefore, InterfaceLIFT is my drug for all things photographically wonderful. It is a daily occurrence to add the newest submissions to my desktop wallpaper collection. Of which I use Caledos Wallpaper Changer to keep the desktop rotating fresh.

  • Windows Live Sync is actually one of the freshest, coolest, most intelligent programs that Microsoft may have ever developed. For years I’ve kept an external Hard Drive in my office at work, that I use to backup both home files (the most important) and some work files. I don’t like to keep it at the house, because if the house were to be destroyed, God forbid, I’d want my backup to be out of the house. Live Sync allows me to sync folders across the Internet without really ever thinking about it. But wait for it…wait for it…the big deal is that it’s totally stinking FREE and it’s really, really, really easy to setup.
  • Tokbox. If you are apt to do video calls with your PC, this little online program (or downloaded program) will make it all better.
  • For years I’ve been an iTunes junkie. I’ve hated it that my music is DRM-locked, but have been reluctant to use services like Amazon for digital music downloads. But that changed two months ago when I discovered Amazon’s MP3 downloader program that automatically places their DRM-free music right into iTunes for me. But trust me, it’s not just so I can get DRM-free music (which iTunes now offers), it’s because it’s cheaper. Way cheaper!
  • My sister-in-law bought this for me at Christmas this year. It may possibly be the smallest gift I got for Christmas , but it’s also one of my favorites. The Aerobie AeroPress meets my major coffee needs. There is a quote on the box that says, “It makes the absolute best cup of coffee I’ve tasted in my entire life!” After using it for the past 2 weeks, I can confirm the accuracy of this bold statement. It is a wonderful world to live in, if I have access to my AeroPress. And yes I am a coffee snob…
  • For my atheist readers, please disregard the next recommendation. I wouldn’t say I’m a voracious reader of the Bible, but it’s a pretty big part of my daily life. And YouVersion.com has helped to make it that way. I referenced it months ago, and I still stand by those claims. In my little opinion, there is no greater biblical resource on the Internet than YouVersion.
  • A listing of things I use, wouldn’t be complete without a reference to great site like lifehacker.com. If you’re unfamiliar with the greatness of LifeHacker, then please familiarize yourself.

So that’s all I got in my bag for you this time around. I’d love to hear some of the things in and around your life that are worth sharing. (And don’t send me pictures of your kids, geesh!)

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