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Things My Kid’s Say

Here’s a list of some of my favorite people saying some of my favorite things:
(FYI -Ryan is my 6 year old, and just finished Kindergarten. Dylan is my 4 year old, and has recently learned to burp on purpose. Lauryn is my 2 year old, and wears pink sunglasses to bed.)

Right before a baseball game last week, Ryan noticed the trees bending sideways in the wind and said, “Dad, the wind is not my friend!”

Last night as Ryan was climbing up his bunk for bed, he made that noise that most little boys make a few 100 times a day. And it wasn’t a noise that comes from his mouth. After we all laughed, Dylan said, “Ryan is the King of farts, and I’m the King of Burps!”

Lauryn has added the phrase, “My Daddy” to every hug she gives me. (I know it’s not funny, but I like it all just the same!)

Ryan and I were watching the US Men’s Gymnastics Championships on television for a few minutes yesterday. After watching some guy on the rings fly through the air doing some flips and then land on his feet, Ryan said, “Is this for real, or is it a cartoon or something?”

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Now playing: The All-American Rejects – It Ends Tonight

via FoxyTunes

Letter from a Birmingham Jail

While doing some Martin Luther King Jr. reading today, I came across this powerful statement. It might actually be more profound than his ‘I Have a Dream’ speech in 1963. The following is a passage in “Letter from a Birmingham Jail.”

Perhaps it is easy for those who have never felt the stinging dart of segregation to say, “Wait.” But when you have seen vicious mobs lynch your mothers and fathers at will and drown your sisters and brothers at whim; when you have seen hate-filled policemen curse, kick and even kill your black brothers and sisters; when you see the vast majority of your twenty million Negro brothers smothering in an airtight cage of poverty in the midst of an affluent society; when you suddenly find your tongue twisted and your speech stammering as you seek to explain to your six- year-old daughter why she can’t go to the public amusement park that has just been advertised on television, and see tears welling up in her eyes when she is told that Funtown is closed to colored children, and see ominous clouds of inferiority beginning to form in her little mental sky, and see her beginning to distort her personality by developing an unconscious bitterness toward white people; when you have to concoct an answer for a five-year-old son who is asking: “Daddy, why do white people treat colored people so mean?”; when you take a cross-country drive and find it necessary to sleep night after night in the uncomfortable corners of your automobile because no motel will accept you; when you are humiliated day in and day out by nagging signs reading “white” and “colored”; when your first name becomes “nigger,” your middle name becomes “boy” (however old you are) and your last name becomes “John,” and your wife and mother are never given the respected title “Mrs.”; when you are harried by day and haunted by night by the fact that you are a Negro, living constantly at tiptoe stance, never quite knowing what to expect next, and are plagued with inner fears and outer resentments; when you are forever fighting a degenerating sense of “nobodiness” then you will understand why we find it difficult to wait. There comes a time when the cup of endurance runs over, and men are no longer willing to be plunged into the abyss of despair. I hope, sirs, you can understand our legitimate and unavoidable impatience.

The Most Awkward Show on Television

In this advanced age of satellite TV, and the 200+ channels available at my house; it seems kinda funny that the television show I look the most forward to is This Old House on the greatness that is PBS. I love to see the insides of people’s homes get renovated. I have absolutely no carpentry, plumbing, landscaping, or electrical skills, but there is something about this show that makes me feel like I could do anything if Tom Silva was helping me.

I’ve seen other home repair shows on TLC, A&E, etc…, but they are all so feminine. TOH is the most masculine home repair show on television. All the workers have beer bellies, there are no women on site, and most of them still talk to the camera’s like they’re annoyed by their presence.

And do you think that when Bob Vila started TOH 20 years ago, that he ever thought we would one day watch the crews progress from live web cams? I think not!

To Read or Not To Read

Famed historian David McCullough, who once told a class of graduates at the University of Massachusetts, “I understand the average American watches four hours of television a day. That’s 28 hours a week. I also understand the average American reads 250 words per minute. Therefore, if the average American would turn off the television set and spend those 28 hours a week reading, he could read all the poems of T.S. Eliot, all the poems of Maya Angelou, two plays by Thornton Wilder, including Our Town, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, and all 150 Psalms in the Old Testament. That’s all in one week. My advice to you graduates is read, read, read.”

Reading is something I love to do, but feel as if I never have the time. I guess you make time for what’s important, but sometimes I feel like I’m thinking through my day to figure out when I could read. I also get bogged down in bad books sometimes, and it affects my reading habits. I’ll read about one book a week for a month, then get stuck in something not as fun to read and get stuck on that book for a month. Then I’ll eventually just get another book, and then I’ll have two books going at the same time. Then I get overwhelmed and feel like I’ll never get through two books. About that time I’ll be in a book store and find a book that I’ve wanted to read, and now I have three books going at the same time. And sitting on my nightstand is this unfinished stack of books taunting me and lording over me like I’m some inferior creature. I’ve always felt that a real sign of intelligence is how often a person reads, and when I’m not reading regularly I start feeling dumb.

Anyways, I’m in the middle of 4 books currently; but one of them is really, really great! Undaunted Courage by Stephen Ambrose. This book makes me want to head out on an adventure and conquer some unseen land!

I do love reading, I just wish I could escape to a beach for the weekend and catch up on all of it.

Don’t Mess with me Technology!

These are the things that have happened to me over the past 4 days.

  • My Cable Internet bill went up from $29.95 to $49.95
  • My VOIP bill went up from $17.99 to $24.95
  • I’m forced to make some changes…
  • I decided to finally cross over to the dark side (ATT) and order one of those great bundled deals. I would now have DSL, Telephone, & Television (Dish Network) all through ATT.
  • The phone and DSL due to be on by the end of this week.
  • I get home after ordering the ATT bundle, and discover that same day my VOIP provider (Sunrocket) had gone belly up. My phone is kaput! It’s really gone!
    • Good News, I signed up for new service just hours before, so disaster is slightly diverted
  • Good News, Bad News Install
    • Bad: DishNetwork, via ATT, tells me it will be 3 weeks before install.
    • Good: They call the next day and offer to install on a Sunday Afternoon!
    • Bad: When they come to install, they cut my broadband Internet line. No Internet, I have to wait until the end of the week to get DSL.
    • Good: I got in touch with the installer, and he repairs my broadband cable Internet!
    • Bad: I need to purchase a wireless phone system so my DVR can be connected to the telephone line.

I’m still without adequate phone coverage, and my head is spinning from all the new phone numbers. However, I can now watch Sportscenter! All is Good!

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